Kid: If you had a full tank of gas in your car and went down my road, you would be out of gas before you got to my house.
Me: WOW! Your road is 350 miles long?!
Kid: You can drive 350 miles on a tank of gas?! Can I buy your car?
Me: Sure, do you have $20,000?
Kid: How much did you buy it for?
Me: $16,000
Kid: HEY! You’re hussling me!
—8 y.o.
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Me: What do you think is the biggest achievement that you’ve made in therapy?
Kid: Well, just look how much taller I am! I even had to get new sneakers! Did you know they make me run WAY FASTER THAN YOU?
—5 y.o.
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Kid: Mrs G.? Can I bring these marbles home?
Me: No, they have to stay here. You don’t have any marbles at home?
Kid: No, I don’t have any and my Mom told me she lost hers.
—6 y.o.
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Happy Friday, everyone!
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