Kid Quote Friday

Hi everyone! Welcome to Kid Quotes Friday! Sorry that I missed last week. The end of the week was kind of rough, lead to impulsive hair decisions and a whole lot of tears. So forgive me. I didn’t think y’all would mind if I skipped a week. Turns out you did! I got all kinds of e-mails, tweets, and messages about the absence of this post. Who knew? Guess you enjoy it as much as I do! So link up already! Hint, hint!

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Kid (while playing pretend): here’s your baby.

Me: this is a baby orangutan.

Kid: yeah, it looks like the hair you got cutted off.

Me: of course. I think I should name my baby Butterscotch.

Kid : BUT IT’S A BABY.

Me: yes it is. What do think it should be named?

Kid: Mrs. Wigglesworth. –4 y.o.

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(prepare to AWWWW)

Kid: I’m trying to learn how to mimic my brother’s voice.

Me: Why is that?

Kid: So when my Mom says “love you!” to him, I can say it back in his voice. He never says it back and it makes her really sad. You should always tell your Mom you love her. –10 y.o.

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Kid: Did you cut your hair?

Me: Yes, I did.

Kid: Where’d the extra hair go? Can I have it? I’ve always wanted curly hair. –7 y.o.

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Kid: Where be all your hair?

Me: I had it cut.

Kid: Well you sure look weird-o now. –6 y.o.

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Kid: My liver hurts.

Me: Your..liver?

Kid: Uhm, yeah. Don’t you think I probably should have stayed home? My liver has a big temperature.

Me: How can you tell?

Kid: I’m a-burnin’ up inside! –7 y.o.

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Kid: Dad says he’s sad because he barely took baby girl out at all this year.

Me: Baby girl? Who is that?

Kid: Oh. That’s what he calls his snowmobile.

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5 Responses to Kid Quote Friday

  1. Becky says:

    LOL! Love all the ones commenting on your hair – which I maintain is adorable on you. I hope the end of this week is easier for you.
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  2. Ha ha! Welcome back! Gotta love kids’ honesty.
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  3. Abby says:

    OMG, another great bunch of quotes – it’s nice that they notice your hair! And I think I did an audible “Awww”.

  4. Marge says:

    OMGoodness… these are great! I will have to revisit to get more ;)

    Visiting from SITS, make it a great day!
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  5. LOL to baby girl, that was my fav!
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