Things I Don’t Understand

We are newly reunited with cable. And therefore newly reunited with “reality TV.” And therefore newly educated on the existence of “Snooki” and the fact that she is having a baby. And we still aren’t. Really universe? I mean, no offense “Snooki,” but REALLY UNIVERSE!?!?!

I’ve eaten here once. I won’t eat here again for newly discovered reasons. I do not understand why we continue to spend time, money, and resources in an attempt to keep rights away from people. We have soooooo many more important things we should be pouring resources into. Religion should not play into law. The end. Move on. SO MANY OTHER THINGS! Poverty! Hunger! Education! Debt! Pick a topic and move on.

Oh, North Carolina. You are so much like Vermonters and Mainers that complain about snow in the winter. YOU LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA. IT’S HOT HERE IN AUGUST. STOP WHINING. Okay, everyone gets to whine a little – but seriously? Also? Sweet tea is gross. Eww.

I feel like this is just me (and I should probably duck as people throw things at me), but the Olympics? Haven’t watched any of it. ANY. Not even the opening ceremony. I’m much more a winter Olympics girl.

So that’s my list, any things bugging you lately that you just don’t understand?