It might be the last for awhile, being that I no longer have a J-O-B.. but here are a few fun kid quotes for your boring Friday! And go ahead and link up, because I could use some laughs!
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Me: What is something that your new therapist should know about you?
Kid: Well, she should probably know about my moves.
Me: You mean when you moved in with your Grandma?
Kid: NO-OOOOO. My master major dance moves. I can really bust them.
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Kid: So, you are moving to North Korea?
Me: No, I’m moving to North Carolina.
Kid: That’s what I said.
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Me: What is the nicest thing you could say to your Mom right now?
Kid: Mom, you have awesome choices in kids.
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Me: Why do you think it’s so hard for you to pick your things up at home?
Kid: I dunno. But let me ask you this. Why is it so hard for Mom to stop telling me to pick my things up? It’s obviously not working.
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Happy Friday, everyone!
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