Kid Quotes Friday


It might be the last for awhile, being that I no longer have a J-O-B.. but here are a few fun kid quotes for your boring Friday! And go ahead and link up, because I could use some laughs!

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Me: What is something that your new therapist should know about you?

Kid: Well, she should probably know about my moves.

Me: You mean when you moved in with your Grandma?

Kid: NO-OOOOO. My master major dance moves. I can really bust them.

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Kid: So, you are moving to North Korea?

Me: No, I’m moving to North Carolina.

Kid: That’s what I said.

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Me: What is the nicest thing you could say to your Mom right now?

Kid: Mom, you have awesome choices in kids.

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Me: Why do you think it’s so hard for you to pick your things up at home?

Kid: I dunno. But let me ask you this. Why is it so hard for Mom to stop telling me to pick my things up? It’s obviously not working.

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Happy Friday, everyone!

 

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4 Responses to Kid Quotes Friday

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  2. Molly Jo says:

    Fantastic! Can’t tell you how happy I was to see you post these again. Even if it’s the last one for a while. Have a great weekend!
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  3. Mama Cain says:

    The last quote= what every kid is thinking! 🙂

  4. Totally love that last one. That kid could absolutely be 39-year-old me 😉
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