Good morning, everyone! Enjoy a few funny quotes this morning, and have a wonderful and safe holiday weekend!
Me: If you had a super power, what would you want it to be?
Kid: I’d like to be able to shoot ice and freeze things.
Me: Oh cool, so you wouldn’t want to be able to fly or anything?
Kid: Well, NO. Because like, what if you were wearing a kilt and you went flying? People would be able to see EVERYTHING.
Me: Right. Do you wear kilts?
Kid: Well, no. That would be weird.
—10 year old.
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Me: Do you think being sneaky and not telling your Dad about this is a good idea?
Kid: Well it is until he finds out.
—7 year old.
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Me: So how much do your dice equal? Count by 4’s.
Kid: 4, 8, YAHTZEE!
Me: Not exactly.
—8 year old.
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Happy Friday, everyone!!
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