Good morning, everyone! Enjoy a few funny quotes this morning, and have a wonderful and safe holiday weekend!
Me: If you had a super power, what would you want it to be?
Kid: I’d like to be able to shoot ice and freeze things.
Me: Oh cool, so you wouldn’t want to be able to fly or anything?
Kid: Well, NO. Because like, what if you were wearing a kilt and you went flying? People would be able to see EVERYTHING.
Me: Right. Do you wear kilts?
Kid: Well, no. That would be weird.
—10 year old.
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Me: Do you think being sneaky and not telling your Dad about this is a good idea?
Kid: Well it is until he finds out.
—7 year old.
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Me: So how much do your dice equal? Count by 4’s.
Kid: 4, 8, YAHTZEE!
Me: Not exactly.
—8 year old.
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Happy Friday, everyone!!
Yahtzee! These always make me giggle!
Blond Duck recently posted..Friday Five: Love and Happiness
Very cute 🙂 I love the things that come out of the mouths of our kids, my three and six year old are always coming up with the funniest things!
Frugal in WV recently posted..Gnocchi, Sweet Corn and Arugula in Cream Sauce
Wonderful quotes! Thanks for sharing.
misssrobin recently posted..Confronting My Therapist
BWAH, HA, HA, HA!! These made me laugh out loud! Love them!
thedoseofreality recently posted..She Knows Me So Well
Oh, kids. They are the best comedians without even knowing it. (Stopping by from SITS.)
Tiffany recently posted..Speed Dating. But not that kind.
Kid’s always say the cutest things! I especially like the first one about the kilt – adorable! Thanks for sharing!
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I just found your blog though SITS…congrats on being featured today!!
I think my almost 11 year old would LOVE the 2nd quote about being sneaky!! I have to constantly remind her that she’s NOT sneaky and I always know what she’s up to. Lol, kids think they know it all don’t they?
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Cute cute! I need to remember to do another one of these kinds of posts about my kiddos.
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Crazy kids! I’ve had my share of these too when I worked as a gradeschool teacher. I have a love-hate relationship with kids… 🙂
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