Happy Friday, everyone! Please join in and link up with your own kid quotes and stories. The button is over in the side bar (over there! —>) and link ups boost my self-esteem. So you can feel good about yourself after. 😉
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Kid: I can’t sleep because my sister is a crying. So I try to tell my sister to be quiet, but I don’t speak baby. (7 y.o.)
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Mom (to me): Yeah, I bought that microwave back in 2001 so it has lasted awhile.
Kid: THERE WAS A 2001?! But I wasn’t born until 2006!!! (6 y.o.)
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Kid: The shark is driving the tonka truck!
Me: No way! Who would give a shark a license?
Kid: Spongebob. He has a school of boating. (7 y.o.)
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Me: So you’re teacher says that you haven’t been doing your homework. Is that true?
Kid: Yeah.
Me: And what has been stopping you from doing your homework?
Kid: Well, she told me to get my priorities straight so I did. Playing outside is pretty much my priority.
(10 y.o.)
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Kid: Will you come to my house Saturday and work with me there?
Me: No, I can’t. I don’t work on Saturdays.
Kid: Oh, what do you do?
Me: Well I spend time with my family and friends.
Kid: Really? So you don’t….. live here in this office? (8 y.o.)
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And another contribution from Lea! Yay!
Kid: “I want to have what I want to have! You are making me so angry. I want Ice cream for dinner!” Mom: “No.”
Kid: “You are so mean. I like junk.” (3 y.o.) (Editor’s Note: I’m with ya, kiddo!)
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Have a great weekend, everyone!
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