Happy Friday, everyone! Please join in and link up with your own kid quotes and stories. The button is over in the side bar (over there! —>) and link ups boost my self-esteem. So you can feel good about yourself after. 😉
*******
Kid: I can’t sleep because my sister is a crying. So I try to tell my sister to be quiet, but I don’t speak baby. (7 y.o.)
*******
Mom (to me): Yeah, I bought that microwave back in 2001 so it has lasted awhile.
Kid: THERE WAS A 2001?! But I wasn’t born until 2006!!! (6 y.o.)
*******
Kid: The shark is driving the tonka truck!
Me: No way! Who would give a shark a license?
Kid: Spongebob. He has a school of boating. (7 y.o.)
*******
Me: So you’re teacher says that you haven’t been doing your homework. Is that true?
Kid: Yeah.
Me: And what has been stopping you from doing your homework?
Kid: Well, she told me to get my priorities straight so I did. Playing outside is pretty much my priority.
(10 y.o.)
*******
Kid: Will you come to my house Saturday and work with me there?
Me: No, I can’t. I don’t work on Saturdays.
Kid: Oh, what do you do?
Me: Well I spend time with my family and friends.
Kid: Really? So you don’t….. live here in this office? (8 y.o.)
*******
And another contribution from Lea! Yay!
Kid: “I want to have what I want to have! You are making me so angry. I want Ice cream for dinner!” Mom: “No.”
Kid: “You are so mean. I like junk.” (3 y.o.) (Editor’s Note: I’m with ya, kiddo!)
*******
Have a great weekend, everyone!
It's says I already entered my link. I hope it doesn't show up like 5 times. Here is its http://www.kenyagjohnson.com/blog/2012/3/16/not-the-birds-the-bees-its-turtles.html
Christopher doesn't understand the years before 2000. I guess I can understand that. Saying the year 2000 sound extremely weird to me all the way up until 2002.
8 y.o. comment my fav this week.
I love their honesty!
Buahaha…'There was a 2001?' Love it!
I love the one about priorities… that pretty much sums up my life theory. =)
I just discovered you're doing this linky tools thingy. LOL. I love it. So funny and I'll be checking in, if I don't forget, to participate.
I used to tutor at the elementary school when my kids went there and whenever my tutee's would see me outside of the school (at the market or whatnot) they'd be amazed! I can't imagine what they thought of the teachers!! LOL