Kid: I tried to make a smoothie, but we don’t have a blender. So, I put it in the microwave. Yeah, it just wasn’t the same. –7 y.o.
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Kid: I’m really gonna miss you Jenn. I think actually I miss you so much already I probably need more therapy. So… you should probably just keep working with me. –9 y.o.
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Kid: So, even if I don’t get 5 of a kind, can I just shout “Yahtzee” anyway? It’s just a cool word and I know words. –7y.o.
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Kid Quote ala Lea’s 3 y.o. (while going to the bathroom): Mom, I need some piracy please.
Thanks, Lea for the contribution!
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Mom: Oh shoot, I dropped the bread! I am so stupid!
Kid: Mom, you’re not stupid. You should say more positiveness things to yourself. Like, the bread is stupid! Not you! –5 y.o.
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