Kid: I’ve been doing a whole lot better in school.
Me: Oh that’s great. Have you been studying more?
Kid: No, I have my lucky shoes.
Me: Oh, why are they lucky?
Kid: Well, I drank this really good soda. Then I took the soda tab and tied it on my shoe. Obviously.
Me: Oh, uhm, of course. (8 y.o.)
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Kid: I’m a pilot now!
Me: Oh yeah? Of what?
Kid: Paper airplanes. But I’m pretty sure it’s the same as real airplanes . . right? (7 y.o.)
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Kid: We’re going to cure this animal. I’ll be the doctor and you guys are the nurses.
Me: Okay, how do we cure it?
Kid: You pour tea down it’s throat and Casey can call me when it’s feeling better.
(begin “pouring tea”)
Casey: Doctor, doctor! The patient is ready.
Kid: Actually, it’s not. You haven’t flattened it’s belly yet with the spatula! (4 y.o.)
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Me: Okay missy, are you done playing here?
Kid: MY NAME IS NOT MISSY. (4 y.o.)
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Kid (looking into reflection in the window): MOM! I can’t see my skin in the window! MY SKIN IS GONE! (3 y.o.)
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