Kid: I’ve been doing a whole lot better in school.
Me: Oh that’s great. Have you been studying more?
Kid: No, I have my lucky shoes.
Me: Oh, why are they lucky?
Kid: Well, I drank this really good soda. Then I took the soda tab and tied it on my shoe. Obviously.
Me: Oh, uhm, of course. (8 y.o.)
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Kid: I’m a pilot now!
Me: Oh yeah? Of what?
Kid: Paper airplanes. But I’m pretty sure it’s the same as real airplanes . . right? (7 y.o.)
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Kid: We’re going to cure this animal. I’ll be the doctor and you guys are the nurses.
Me: Okay, how do we cure it?
Kid: You pour tea down it’s throat and Casey can call me when it’s feeling better.
(begin “pouring tea”)
Casey: Doctor, doctor! The patient is ready.
Kid: Actually, it’s not. You haven’t flattened it’s belly yet with the spatula! (4 y.o.)
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Me: Okay missy, are you done playing here?
Kid: MY NAME IS NOT MISSY. (4 y.o.)
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Kid (looking into reflection in the window): MOM! I can’t see my skin in the window! MY SKIN IS GONE! (3 y.o.)
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Okay, now it’s your turn! Grab a button and link up funny stories about the things your kids say, or kids you know!
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I'm visiting you from SITS! Kids really do say the funniest things! Have a great day!
The last one was my favorite! Mine isn't so quotesie today but I thought it would fit in 😉
I love the kid saying how he was gonna cure the patient! And the one who yelled my name is not Missy. Kids sure do say the darnest things. Happy Friday!
Just linked up! I love the spatula comment. 🙂 Happy Friday!
I love Kid Quotes Friday!
My skin is gone…oh my! That was laugh out loud funny. I can definitely hear that coming out of a 3 year old's mouth. Everything is so literal at that age.
Have a great weekend!
Hey, it is important to properly flatten your animal before rehydrating it with tea.
Ha! Those were funny!!
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