Here are the latest and greatest things that have led new (and probably very confused readers) to us!
Are Triathlons Addicting? Maybe you were hoping that triathlons were the new “bath salts.” That you could be addicted to something that is actually good for you. Except Google led you here. You should probably consider it a divine intervention, because you were educated here about how triathlons are in fact not that addicting, and even perhaps – traumatizing, or at the very least time consuming.
Fat Boy in a Bubble Spacesuit. Ok, I have no idea what post this term led you to. To my knowledge, even when Casey was a “fat boy” he was never in a bubble spacesuit. However this term led my brain to the logical place of BUBBLE BOY from Seinfeld. Because obviously.
Fat Kid Stories. Okay, perhaps we must use the term “fat” too much (another search term along this line is “I was a fat boy.” Congrats!). We did have a short lived series at the beginning of this blog called “(We Used to be) Fat Friday” that met an untimely end when we couldn’t think of anymore topics to write about on the subject of our cellulite.
What is this fried piece of dough I just enjoyed? I don’t know, sir, what it is. Perhaps…fried dough? But I’m inclined to blame Casey for leading you here, because he enjoys fried dough pieces in just about any shape, or form.
The Personification of MLK JR. This makes me weep a little bit for the state of education and creative writing. The posts that led you here are two separate (but equal) posts. MLK Jr is already a person, there is no need to “personify” him.
How to Achieve World Domination. Okay, I give you credit. You have goals in this life. But, really? Googling it? Probably means that you aren’t ready for world domination just yet.
What are Therapists Not Telling Us? BWAHAHAHA. Sorry that was my evil therapist laugh. I am going to give a snarky answer here, and say that your therapist is likely not telling you what you want to hear. They are likely telling you the truth. Want to know some more things your therapist would like to tell you? Go here.
Can I have a miscarriage without having sex? Again, I weep for the education system. And, no. No you cannot. Edit to please the technical people: Yes, technically through artificial means without sex involved you can get pregnant and therefore miscarry. However, I doubt someone who is going to those lengths to get pregnant googles this type of question due to their already superb knowledge of pregnancy and reproductive health and their intense knowledge of the fragility of a baby they went to these lengths for. They are freakin’ superhuman experts, in fact. Shout out to all you IVF and IUI ladies 😉
I wish I was a happy person. Me too, I really do. Perhaps I could suggest stepping away from Dr. Google and finding happiness elsewhere? It’s likely the google search bar isn’t going to bring it to you.
If you’re happy and you know it, hug a therapist. Really? REALLY? Who is out there googling this stuff? WHO?! By the way, don’t hug your therapist. It’s a boundary thing.
Also, my spell check doesn’t like the use of “googling.” OBVIOUSLY, spell check needs to wake up and realize it’s 2012 and googling is a totally acceptable verb. It is also another way that our language is becoming very strange. For realz.
Happy Tuesday, folks! Google On.
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