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Kid: I am Mario the Great! SUPER MARIO THE GREAT! I am master of snow mountains, rock hopping, and…. I can fix your toilets, too! (6 y.o., after a little too much Super Mario World).
Me: So what have you been doing over vacation?
Kid: Oh you know. World domination stuff.
Me: What?
Kid: Oh, I wasn’t supposed to tell an adult. (10 y.o.)
Kid: Mrs G, I learned something today.
Me: Oh yeah, what?
Kid: Adults are totally boring. Can I be excused? (11 y.o. in a meeting with his parents and myself).
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LOL!!! Adults are boring AND mean.
Cute! Super mario can make you feel that awesome!
World domination stuff! All casual and stuff. LOVE it!
How do you keep composed in front of these kids? I'd be laughing so hard all the time! I love this stuff.
So funny! I agree, adults are totally boring.
"What do you want to do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!"
YAY for World Domination!