Kid Quotes Friday!

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It’s Friday! Not only does that mean that the weekend is nearly here, it also means it is time for some KID QUOTES! If you are new around here, please feel free to grab a button and link up with cute kid quotes/stories about your kids, kids you work with, or even the kids who won’t get off your lawn no matter how many times you yell at them. They are all welcome here, and please visit your fellow linker-uppers! (What? That’s totally a word).

Kid: Did you have a little brother?

Me: No, I had a big brother. 

Kid: Oh, so YOU were the annoying one. 

Me: What?

Kid: It’s the circle of life. Little brothers and sisters are just annoying. (10 y.o.)

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Kid: Mrs. G, do you know everything?

Me: Oh no. No one knows everything.

Kid: My Mom says that she does. She tells me that ALL THE TIME! (8 y.o.)

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Me: If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

Kid: In a house of crocodiles.

Me: Really? 

Kid: Yeah, it would really keep me on the toes! Plus NO ONE else lives in a house of crocodiles. (6 y.o.)

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Me: What do you think bullies become when they grow up? 

Kid: Teenagers! (6 y.o.)

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Kid: Well, I bumped my head yesterday, but I’m ok now.

 Me: I hope you didn’t knock out any brain cells!   

Kid: What are brain cells?  

Me: They store everything in our brain so we can remember what we learn.   

Kid: Oh, I don’t think I have any of those! (8y.o.)

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Kid: She asked me to be her boyfriend!

Me: Oh really? What does being her boyfriend mean?

Kid: I don’t really know, but I guess I have to give her extra chocolate or something. (7 y.o. boy)

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Me: Sometimes bad memories can be like a song going through your head that you can’t get rid of even though you really want to. Have you ever had that happen?

Kid: Yeah. Two words. Justin Bieber. (9 y.o.)

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Have a great Friday, everyone!