Welcome to another Friday! Which means it’s time for some hilarious KID QUOTES!! If you’re new here, I am a social worker that works primarily with kids. I started posting kid quotes on Facebook, and they got rave reviews. So I’m bringing them to the blogosphere!
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My edition of Kid Quotes today will be the “Therapy FAIL” edition (you win some, you lose some).
Enjoy!
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Me: “Do you know what the phrase ‘if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all’ means?”
Kid: “Yup, it means I wouldn’t be able to talk much anymore. (10 y.o.)
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Me: So instead of telling her that her hair looked weird, what else could you have said or done?
Kid: I could have asked her if her Mom could make her haircut prettier…PLEASE. (9 y.o.)
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Me: :Let’s try and think about something positive. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?
Kid: Who are you, Mary Poppins? (13 y.o.)
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Me: If I could wave a magic wand, and everything would be right in your world – what would that look like to you?
Kid: Well, I would DEFINITELY be living on Jersey Shore. My goal is pretty much to be more like them. (14 y.o.)
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Me: So where are you on the feelings thermometer you made?
Kid: Mrs. G? I think you say ‘feelings’ too much. (7 y.o.)
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Me: Great job working on this with me today!
Kid: I’m pretty much in it for the game of Sorry. (10 y.o.)
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And we’ll end with a cute one.
Kid (to another kid we see in the hallway): “Oh hey, this is Mrs. G. She’s my people-helper-outer.” (6 y.o.)
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Happy Friday, everyone! Don’t forget to link up!
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