Welcome to another exciting edition of Kid Quotes! I am adding a link up today. I am hoping at least one person joins it, and that maybe if you love the kid quotes – you’ll add your own or pass it on! For anyone new here, I am a social worker and I collect the random things kids say to me during the week and share them here – because they are hilaarriiioousss!! Please give ME a round of applause, because I also created a BUTTON! Please link up by grabbing to code for the button and then entering your blog post in the Link up at the bottom!
And on to the kid quotes…
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Mrs. Gilman? My Mom said she’s never taking me into the public again. What’s the public? I don’t even like the public anyway. (6 y.o.)
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Kid: Jenn, I pretty much live in a Gangsta’s Paradise.
Me: You live in…Maine.
Kid: Same difference.
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Kid: Mrs. Gilman? Why do they make ducks into tape? Isn’t that kind of mean? (5 y.o.)
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Kid: Mrs. Gilman? Do you keep a lot of thoughts in your head?
Me: Yeah. Why do you ask?
Kid: Well, you’re hair is AWFULLY curly with thoughts. (8 y.o.)
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Me: What are you making?
Kid: A molecular structure.
Me: Oh really? What is a molecular structure?
Kid: Where moles live. DUH. (6 y.o.)
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Kid: Is that a picture of your dog?
Me: Yup, that’s Skeeter.
Kid: Oh, I could tell he was your dog. You have the same hair. (9 y.o.)
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Kid: My Mom calls my stepdad her hubby.
Me: Oh yeah?
Kid: HUBBY IS SUCH AN OLD WORD. She has to call him “beau”
Me: Well, “beau” is a way older word.
Kid: What? (12 y.o.)
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Have a wonderful, Friday everyone!
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