Welcome to another exciting edition of Kid Quotes! I am adding a link up today. I am hoping at least one person joins it, and that maybe if you love the kid quotes – you’ll add your own or pass it on! For anyone new here, I am a social worker and I collect the random things kids say to me during the week and share them here – because they are hilaarriiioousss!! Please give ME a round of applause, because I also created a BUTTON! Please link up by grabbing to code for the button and then entering your blog post in the Link up at the bottom!
And on to the kid quotes…
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Mrs. Gilman? My Mom said she’s never taking me into the public again. What’s the public? I don’t even like the public anyway. (6 y.o.)
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Kid: Jenn, I pretty much live in a Gangsta’s Paradise.
Me: You live in…Maine.
Kid: Same difference.
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Kid: Mrs. Gilman? Why do they make ducks into tape? Isn’t that kind of mean? (5 y.o.)
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Kid: Mrs. Gilman? Do you keep a lot of thoughts in your head?
Me: Yeah. Why do you ask?
Kid: Well, you’re hair is AWFULLY curly with thoughts. (8 y.o.)
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Me: What are you making?
Kid: A molecular structure.
Me: Oh really? What is a molecular structure?
Kid: Where moles live. DUH. (6 y.o.)
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Kid: Is that a picture of your dog?
Me: Yup, that’s Skeeter.
Kid: Oh, I could tell he was your dog. You have the same hair. (9 y.o.)
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Kid: My Mom calls my stepdad her hubby.
Me: Oh yeah?
Kid: HUBBY IS SUCH AN OLD WORD. She has to call him “beau”
Me: Well, “beau” is a way older word.
Kid: What? (12 y.o.)
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Have a wonderful, Friday everyone!
Love those!! I am definitely going to be "one" as soon as I stop wondering how to grab a button. I've honestly never done it. (cringing). The one where they boy said DUH made me think of something. Christopher drew a "shock" gun. I thought he meant shot gun which was really funny. I posted it on FB and everything. Later he tells me more about the "shock" gun and corrects me when I say shot gun. He said, "It's a gun that shocks people." Taser – DUH!
Forgot to say, excellent job on your button!
That was a good way to start my Friday morning…with lots of laughter! My favorite may be the comment about having the same hair as your dog. I have a Puli (they have dreadlocks) and I have really curly hair that falls into those boing-boing coils (when I don't straighten it). Everyone always says I look like my dog too.
Have a great weekend.
Too cute!!!!!
I love the duck tape comment. So cute!! 🙂 Thanks Jenn!!
I was so happy to see this…and I had something to contribute Yippy!!
I am keeping the "your hair is awfully curly with thoughts" for myself. It's brilliant!