Kid Quotes Friday!

Dear Friday- WE LOVE YOU. Why do you make us wait so long for you? I promise your outfit looks fine, you don’t look fat, and you’re not wearing too much make-up…so next time, don’t take so long to get here mmmkay? Thanks!

Well, it’s Friday so it’s time for some more funny kid quotes! To recap (for those of you who don’t read my every word… and why not?!) I am a social worker. I work primarily with kids, who are super funny. I started collecting some quotes (with just their ages) a couple of years ago and sharing them. People laugh. People enjoy. People ask for more. So I’m bringing them here. On Fridays. When you need to laugh to get through those last eight hours before the weekend! Enjoy!

Me: What did you put up for Christmas decorations?
Kid: Oh you know….Santa, Rudolph, BG.
Me: BG?
Kid: You know…Baby God! (8 year old)

“This is my Daddy’s room, he has a stuffed animal too because sometimes Daddies get a teeny weeny bit scared.” (5 year old)

(while playing Monopoly with a 6 year old)
Me: Okay, well I’m going to buy a house for my property.
Kid: WELL. *I* am not buying a house until I’m married with children!

“You know Mrs. G, my memory is sort of like a CD player. Sometimes you put the CD in and it starts playing right away. Sometimes you put the CD in and it just says ‘Disc Error'” (12 year old)

Me: well, school is important if you want to be a lawyer like you said.
Kid: Oh c’mon Jenn, you know I’m just another brick in the wall. (14 year old)

Me: Wow, you have a new baby sister! That’s great!
Kid: Not really. When she cries she sounds like a dying cat. (7 year old)

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kid:  ummmm…probably a unicorn trainer, but it depends on how college goes, you know (6 year old)