Dear Friday- WE LOVE YOU. Why do you make us wait so long for you? I promise your outfit looks fine, you don’t look fat, and you’re not wearing too much make-up…so next time, don’t take so long to get here mmmkay? Thanks!
Well, it’s Friday so it’s time for some more funny kid quotes! To recap (for those of you who don’t read my every word… and why not?!) I am a social worker. I work primarily with kids, who are super funny. I started collecting some quotes (with just their ages) a couple of years ago and sharing them. People laugh. People enjoy. People ask for more. So I’m bringing them here. On Fridays. When you need to laugh to get through those last eight hours before the weekend! Enjoy!
Me: What did you put up for Christmas decorations?
Kid: Oh you know….Santa, Rudolph, BG.
Me: BG?
Kid: You know…Baby God! (8 year old)
“This is my Daddy’s room, he has a stuffed animal too because sometimes Daddies get a teeny weeny bit scared.” (5 year old)
(while playing Monopoly with a 6 year old)
Me: Okay, well I’m going to buy a house for my property.
Kid: WELL. *I* am not buying a house until I’m married with children!
love!!!! 🙂 The one with the stuffed animal and the daddy gets scared reminds me of my hubby. We used to have a yellow Labrador and she was an outside dog at all times because she shed 365 days a year and my hubby is allergic to her. But it would never fail that if I went out of town, my hubby would let her sleep in the same bed with him, shedding hair and all! lol because he would get a teeny weeny bit scared. 😉 (Of course he would never tell me that he would do this)
hahaha! Cute!!
Ah, these are GREAT!!
so cute! I love this meme!
I love your Friday quotes! They definitely brought a smile to my face!
Love it. Especially the Pink Floyd reference. Isn't 14 a little young for Floyd?
Love the Monopoly quote. So funny.
And your husband's story is interesting, no doubt. 😉
My favorite is the CD disc error because YES! It is EXACTLY like that! HAHAHA!
@Taylor- when I spend the night with my best friend on Friday nights, my husband totally sleeps with a stuffed animal 😉 (but he DOES admit it, lol)
@Lisa- thanks!!
@Abby- thanks, I love how funny kids are.
@Infertilenanny- thanks, hoping to do a link up (as soon as I learn how!)
@Rachel- thanks chica! glad they make you smile!
@Shana- I know, that kid was AWESOME. and totally wise beyond his years.
@Nichole- thanks! The little girl who said the Monopoly quote is hilarious! (and so is my husband ;))
@Jane- I KNOW. That kid is brilliant.
Hugs all around~ jenn