Welcome to another edition of Kid Quotes! Link up your favorite story about your kid, someone else’s kid, or your significant other acting like a kid! (Button is over there —>) Oh and Happy Friday!
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Me: TGIF!
Kid: IDKWYMMG
Me: What?
Kid: I don’t know what that means Mrs. G. –11 y. o.
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Me: So are you supposed to be cleaning your room like your brother is?
Kid: I’m not aware of that.
Mom: Yes you are supposed to be cleaning your room. Are you aware now?
Kid: Oh, well, I’m aware of other things right now. You know, like, lunch. —10 y.o.
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Kid: I found out about the tooth fair.
Me: Oh yeah?
Kid: Yeah. I’m kind of relieved. I was super scared that a fairy was flying around my room collecting dead teeth. I mean, really, that’s the kind of thing nightmares are made of!
–8 y.o.
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Me: What do you think your parents did before you were born?
Kid: Oh. Hmm. Probably not much. I make life exciting for them, you know? –9 y.o.
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Kid: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
Me: Why is that?
Kid: Because my parents are so old. They probably were never even 13. They were probably born 35 years old and completely clueless. –13 y.o.
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A contribution from Lea!
Lea: Ri, eat 4 pieces of mango then you can have some pirates booty.
Ri: Mom. I have a compromise. I’ll eat 3 pieces then you give me the booty. –3 y.o.
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Get linkin’ folks!
I wish I had an inch of the wit the kids visiting your office do. LOVE IT!
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My 5 year old son was telling me about a man at school who was a brother to a teacher. Mr. who? I asked. “Mr. Sedgewick – you know – the janorator.”
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(too many super heros on the mind I guess.)
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Lol! All were FUNNY but Lei was my last favorite.
Love your Kid quotes… really cute!
Visiting from SITS, make it a great day!
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My friend told me this one: Her granddaughter (7) was over a few weeks ago, and my friend is a jokester. When a commercial came on the TV for Nicorrette, my friend, who does NOT smoke, poked her husband and said, “Remind to get some of that at the store tomorrow. I HAVE to quit smoking.” To which the granddaughter looked up and said, “Oh grandma, I know a cheaper way to help! Just eat cold turkey!” =)
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