Kid Quote Friday!

Welcome to the Return of Kid Quote Friday! New! Improved! With a Button! Next week there will be a link up, so if you are reading this right now and want to link up next Friday with funny things your kids say (or kids you know, kids you work with, etc) PLEASE join me!!

If you’re new here, I’m a social worker (therapist) and I work with kids. They are hilarious, and I have started sharing some of the funniest quotes. 

Now, on to the quotes!

“Well Jenn, I’ll miss working with you. If you ever need therapy you can call me. Or Spiderman. You know, whoever is easier to reach.” (8 y.o.)

“Aren’t you kind of old to like Bruno Mars? Should you be more of a classical person?” (11 y.o.)

 “You know what’s really hard on the soul, Jenn? A bad hair day.” (8 y.o.)

Kid: So, what are you doing the rest of the day?
Me: Well, I am working with other kids.
Kid: OTHER KIDS? Like, other than me ?!!! (7 y.o. )

“Mrs. Gilman, are boys born weird?” (12 y.o.)

“You know Jenn, I could buy you a big diamond ring. We could be married and I could borrow your cookie monster gloves.” (8 y.o.)

Me: Did you stay up until midnight on New Years Eve?
Kid: Yup! Did you?
Me: Nope, I didn’t quite make it.
Kid: (gently pats my arm) That’s okay. You’re old. You need your sleep. (5 y.o.)

Kid: “Jenn, HoHo has some esssplain’ to do.”
Me: “Santa? Why? Did he forget something?”
Kid: “Yes. Why you no come to my house for Christmas? I asssked!!” (4 y.o.)

“You know Jenn, what Santa does is TECHNICALLY breaking and entering but Dad says Santa is above the law, I guess because he flies and all so he can’t be below the law!” (7 y.o.)

Happy Friday, everyone!