1. Despite the great efforts of both of our mothers, we do NOT separate our laundry. Whites, colors…throw them all in together!
2.. And we change our bedding maybe monthly. Unless we drop something on it while we’re having breakfast (in bed).
3. When we got engaged and ordered our wedding rings, we would wear them on the weekends and be “fake married.” One time when we were camping we even told the staff we were married. Hey, who wouldn’t want to wear TWO bands of diamonds whenever possible?
4. Sometimes we don’t shower. For days. My Mom coined this phrase as being “dirty camp people,” because this tradition originated when we rented a cabin for a week and showered minimally. You should try this, DCP style.
5. We ate the top of our wedding cake on our honeymoon! Yup. The whole damn thing. In three days. We let the fat kids EAT. On our first anniversary we ate frozen leftovers of the rest of the cake. Cake is cake.
6. The people at our local Subway knows our order. I choose to believe that they have fabulous memories, because we only eat there all the time once in awhile.
7. Sometimes we lay on the kitchen floor. I don’t really know why. It all started the night Casey proposed and I got down on the floor with him to hug him, and then we laid on the floor while we called our parents. Now we just do it randomly and talk. Our dogs totally judge us.
8. On the way back from our honeymoon we went to have our tarot cards read. She asked if I was pregnant (HA! Little did she know, apparently). But she told us we had a bright and long future together, so that’s good and I choose to believe it.
9. When we went on the cruise to Europe, we ordered a tray of chocolate chip cookies each to be delivered to our room every night. Yeah, it wasn’t really a big surprise that we both gained 10 pounds on that cruise!
10. We are currently re-living my childhood and have spent the last several nights watching Hey Dude and Jem & The Holograms on DVD. There’s no shame here. Right?
Okay, that was a little of our dark side. What are your confessions? It’s okay, you can come over to the dark side. We have cookies!
my confession:
sometimes, when i'm having a particularly dark moment, i put on my first wedding dress (this one looks more the part than my most recent and "forever" wedding dress) and i put on Madonna's "Like A Virgin" and dance around
I don't separate laundry, unless I have procrastinated so long I have 10 loads… The only rules are wash everything in cold and don't wash dh's work clothes with towels. I may not own an iron or put clothes away promptly, but no lint covered work clothes.
I change our sheets whenever I think about it, which isn't often. And usually involves me talking about it for a week first. No worries, I do promise fresh clean sheets for the air bed for your visit.
Love the laying on the floor. L and I used to lay in my yard at the farm all the time and watch the stars. That seems like eons ago.
Choc chip cookies, nightly, is brilliant! Utterly brilliant.
Don't know how deep or how dark, but I find myself drawn to those reality "my life is so messed up" shows. Of course, they love the drama (it's not messed up to them). I enjoy drama in life vicariously — if I have the choice.
Sometime I don't..
LOL!!! Hmmm, I think I'll keep a lid on the dark. Maybe I'll share a few secrets.
Ha! Good stuff. I have NEVER separated laundry, and I would really love to have someone "in the know" do some tarot cards for me… hubs too, if he promises not to be too cynical.
Gotta think! 😉
<--- wants cookies now. And cake.
I didn't noticed the picture earlier. Where did yall have the bobble heads made?