You did it! You survived another week! Congratulations!
As your reward, I have some hysterical quotes from the kids I work with. Read on, you won’t be disappointed.
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Me: Here, I brought in some Lincoln Logs for us to play with.
Kid: Lincoln Logs? What ARE these? Ghetto legos? (10 y.o.)
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Kid’s Mom: He got in trouble today for trying to sniff his friend’s butt.
Me: (confused look)
Kid: WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?!?!! DOGS DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! (7 yo)
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I would never want to meet the Queen of England. They are just so rude, well, you KNOW how queens are. (5 y.o.)
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Me: What are you making?
Kid: A molecular structure.
Me: REALLY? What is a molecular structure?
Kid: Well it’s basically a bunch of things stuck together that go BAM and make you have an idea.
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Sometimes when you’re scared, like of a monster you just have to picture it doing something silly. Like if I was scared of Megatron, I’d just picture him being a hairdresser! (8 y.o.)
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You know, sometimes friends trick you. Never trust friend trickery, it’s bad stuff. -10 y.o.
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Dad to kid: Do you even know who the Beatles are?
Kid: Yes! They are the song band that came after the Chipmunks and stole their fan base! (7 y.o.)
Kid: Yes! They are the song band that came after the Chipmunks and stole their fan base! (7 y.o.)
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Kid: I’m pretty sure Megaton could beat Winnie the Pooh in a fight to the death
Me: A fight to the death? I don’t think those two will be in such a fight.
Kid: I’m just saying. I mean Pooh always has his head stuck up a pot.
(4 y.o.)
Me: A fight to the death? I don’t think those two will be in such a fight.
Kid: I’m just saying. I mean Pooh always has his head stuck up a pot.
(4 y.o.)
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ha. btw – i LOVED lincoln logs as a kid… thanks for sharing!
Ha! Those are some gems. Megatron and Winnie-the-Pooh in a fight, I can't even picture that one!
Oh my gosh, these are hysterical! And that kid totally has a point about the Winnie-the-Pooh vs. Megatron fight.
Hilarious 🙂 Lots of Megatron in your world this week!
What's a rewind? I'm DYING! You have to love that!