Hi, everyone! Welcome back to the 2nd Edition of Kid Quote Friday 🙂 Hopefully they will make you laugh as you stand in line at Wal-Mart, feast on leftover pie, and listen to your 24 hour a day Christmas radio station!
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Me: How are you today?
Kid: Really busy!
Me: With what?
Kid: I got a stuck booger in my nose! I’ve been working on it all day! -4 years old
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Kid: Mom you need to do my homework for me!
Mom: I don’t think so.
Kid: BUT MOM. I’m FAMOUS now. FAMOUS PEOPLE DON’T DO THEIR OWN HOMEWORK! Everyone knows that. (10 y.o. after having a picture of her 4th grade class in the newspaper)
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Me: So what are you thankful for? Friends? Family?
Kid: Actually, I’m mostly just thankful that God made me *THIS* awesome! (10 y.o.)
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Kid: Mama says it’s okay to ask strangers for candy today. But I still can’t ask them for money. (4 y.o.)
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Kid: Well, he really hurt my feelings and now he’s down to 9.
Me: 9 what?
Kid: 9 more chances. If he hurts my heart 9 more times, I can’t be friends with him anymore.
Me: Really? Why do they get 10 chances to hurt you?
Kid: Well, because a cat has 9 lives – and my friends aren’t as smart as cats, so they need 10. (8 y.o.)
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Kid: So when I say ‘huh’ it pretty much means that I’m bored of you talking.
Me: Oh yeah?
Kid: Yeah. I mean, it’s not that YOU’RE boring. It’s just that I pretty much know what I need to know…about life and stuff. I mean, I’m not little anymore you know. (Newly turned 8 y.o.)
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Hope everyone has a great weekend! Stay safe, happy, and full on love! 

Hilarious! I love kid logic.
Every time I come back you have MORE followers! So awesome! I enjoy your Kids Quotes Fridays, I hope this becomes a regular event!
Those are great quotes. I have to start writing more of my child's comments down because I never remembering them.
Amazing quotes! I love these. Your ten year old does sound THIS awesome!
Got a good chuckle out of those…priceless!
@thismumma- kid logic is the best 🙂
@Rachel- I KNOW! isn't it cool! 31!!
@Nadia- awesome! yeah, the kids I work with are just too funny so I starting writing things down a year or so ago. People get a kick out of them!
Lindsey- thanks! he was an awesome kid to work with!
Patrice- glad you got a laugh 😉
hahahah These are great!
LOL – I loved reading these! Thanks for sharing! I especially liked the one about 10 chances versus the 9 lives a cat has! What clever children!
I'm with "a genuine glimpse," there's actually a certain brilliant logic to the 9 lives/10 chances rationale. Reminds us that while we should have our limits, we could all probably stand to be a little more forgiving, too.